... when you continually leave the cap off the toothpaste after each use.

I understand the title of this blog may be a bit misleading. There are no pictures of hot chicks here. So what’s the Girl du Jour you ask? Me. Everyday, all day.
Readers of this blog should be 18 or older, have a sense of humor, not be offended easily, can handle TMI, not grammar nazis, like long walks on the beach in the moonlight and not give away any of my real or online aliases if you are unfortunate enough to know or suspect my identity.
These are writings about my unbearably boring life. Yet, I somehow still think my life would make a great movie. I’m vain, but only in the best possible way. Admittedly it would be bad reality television though.
Quite often this blog will contain adult content as I am of the adult age. Maturity is another matter.
I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. I'd take the midnight train going anywhere. That is if I wasn't in debt out the wazoo.
I never take advice, someday I'll pay the price, I know. I’m as cold as ice, but really that’s because I’m pretty skinny and just can’t seem to stay warm.
It's easy to deceive. It's easy to tease. But hard to get release. Thank god for batteries.
I'm not really in Law Enforcement as the profile states but it wouldn't let me pick Non-Specified for some reason and kept defaulting to Accounting. Law Enforcement makes me sound tough and cool, which I am, but you don't know that. Yet.
1 comments:
Ah, now when I search for "exploaded toothpaste tube" I know I'll get results.
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