Bodily Waste

I was standing on the marble floor of my parents' bathroom staring down at the electronic scale. I kicked off my shoes, de-pantsed, and stepped upon the enemy.

127.3

I then turned to my right to inspect my next mission; the toilet. I lifted the lid, tore off two big long pieces of toilet paper, lined both sides of the seat with said paper, and then delicately lowered my naked buttocks. I quickly discarded two long, but light and floaty, turds along with a minimal amount of urine.

After over doing it on the wiping, I pulled my underwear up, flushed, and re-weighed.

126.6

That's a grand total of 0.7 in bodily waste. This had to be blogged about. Thank you for reading.