Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I Want More Sex

Currently I get the ole poke about once a week but would like to increase this to twice a week. Now, I don’t mind foreplay per se, but I really don’t need much of it. All my orgasms are vaginal so I usually just like to get down to it and TCB you know? I’d be willing to give a blow job* in trade for receiving sex one more time a week.

* By trading a blow job for sex, I don’t mean that he gets to spew his off spring down my throat once a week. It means I’ll go down on him for a bit but then he better put it in my other hole** for a while (at least 15 – 20 minutes if not longer) so we can both get off.

** By ‘other hole’ I don’t mean my ass.

(this is not an offer to those that may be reading this, unless you are already currently sticking it in me) (and by sticking it in me I don’t mean right at this moment as you are reading, just in general)

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