Wednesday, October 8, 2008

P.S.A. - Grab Me Firmly

Everybody, but especially men, should have a nice firm handshake. A wimpy grip is a huge turn off and really, it kind of grosses me out. It’s like I’m grabbing on to a warm flaccid penis against my will. Seriously, it’s like a bait n switch because I never expect a flaccid handshake. Don’t force your lump of flesh into my palm sir. Instead show your confidence and self-worth with a firm four finger horizontal salute and glide that manhood against mine, finishing it off with a gentle squeeze and pump.

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